January 2012
233 posts
Jan 1st
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andbusiness replied to your post: Why is it “how big is your vagina” is an offensive… vaginas, like women themselves, are supposed to be small and dainty That’s like assuming all big guys got big dongs. I’m pretty sure some ladies out there got a fat pussy.
Jan 1st
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Why is it “how big is your vagina” is an offensive question?
Jan 1st
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Heaven forbid my Tumblr gets hacked. Shit, I might become a kwality blog.
Jan 1st
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Fun Fact: OxyClean removes feces from anything.
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December 2011
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Any dildo that is bigger than a can of Coke is too big.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“I wanna annex your Sudetenland.”
– Things I say to my boyfriend in bed
Dec 31st
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Full set of teeth successfully grown in lab,...
Dec 30th
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I wanna cuddle with you. I wanna cuddle with alla you.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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The new Zelda timeline makes sense.
Dec 29th
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The milk tasted a little like brie. It goes bad tomorrow.
Dec 29th
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martinbormann started following you …oldtimereligion?
Dec 29th
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I’m grumpy, so my boyfriend is coming to take me out for a Tubby Dog.
Dec 29th
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God I have the itchiest asshole right now.
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Dec 27th
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Things I have done today:
-Activated Worms on Steam -Updated Minecraft -Made Coffee -Cuddled a butt till 2 in the afternoon 
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Sitting in my room, waiting for the doorbell to make me shit my pants.
Dec 27th
my post about keygen music got 45 notes
the-nat-before-christmas: if yall like that then this is gonna blow your fucking mind http://keygenjukebox.com/ God I miss the demoscene.
Dec 27th
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The Warez scene, mostly referred to as The Scene (often capitalized) is a term of reference used to describe an underground community of people that specialize in the distribution of copyrighted material, including television shows and series, movies, music, music videos, games (all platforms), applications (all platforms), ebooks, and pornography.
Dec 27th
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I just stopped by to grab some prozac and fresh undies, and now I am going back to naked cuddle my bf.
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In my dream I was arguing with an American about how they always take holidays to this other scary level of over celebration. Then a girl confessed her love to me and shaved her head.
Dec 24th
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My boyfriend is stoned and eating a Tubby Dog.
Dec 24th
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