February 2012
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Stay up all night cramming for a blood test.
Our high speed centrifuge is like an oven in that it dings when the cycle is over.
I’m a nerd in that I say “Cookies!” when I hear it.
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Why do you swallow my knob?
tmi tuesday today i farted and it smelled like nitric acid
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I only listen to corecore.
I feel more at home then a furry at a rave.
I wish I had bad enough aspergers to run my own wiki…
I’m so hungry, I could eat a Goron.
I wanna snuggle a ginger bear.
Did Marcel Duchamp invent toilet humor?
Try as hard as I might, I can’t get that to show up as a read more.
Oh well.
I’m only a little ashamed to dry out my buttplug with the rest of the dishes in the dish rack.
If the last boss in Final Fantasy VII was Asher Roth, that game woulda been shitty.
In my world, there is a constant battle between The New Yankee Workshop and This Old House for which is more interesting.
I am gay charizard.
I remember when I used to watch beast porn.
Shit is hard to find nowadays.
“Gathering of the Juggalos 2012, see you there”
– Engraving in the run-off groove of Andrew Jackson Jihad’s “Knife Man”.
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I might sound shallow but I think there is a distinction between “chubby cute” and “gross fat”.
Days of Beer and Chundering
Super Bowel
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I kissed a girl and it was icky.
I used to be anime, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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You say “furry”, I say “free to be me”.
Seriously, meme faces make me hate the internet.
My boyfriend just bought nice weed from a cool hippy lady.