It’s pretty and all that, but can I put it in my butt?

It’s pretty and all that, but can I put it in my butt?

I’m more sadbrains than usual lately…

Serious though anyone wanna touch my wang.

It’s like a paradime shift you know, maybe we are not in los angeles at all maybe we are in new tristram or maybe we are in Kalimdor, maybe your not a pretty girl talking to me and making me nervous with her witch doctor eyes and red ravens mane, maybe your a pandaren princess asking me to retire with her to the vale of eternal blossoms and if i could only get the guts to say yes i’d experience what it’s like to be inside of a union where for once trust is given and trust is returned where nothing can be broken where nothing can be taken without first being given before the night shade comes and takes us all back to the black and filthy muck and mire where death lives and beauty doesn’t stand a chance…… I dunno ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)