Current mood: sexually attracted to JonTron

Am I scoping out dudes at the Costco?

Yes I am.

I look like fucking shit.

I look like fucking shit.

I think the kids in my old neighborhood are performing dark magicks.

I think the kids in my old neighborhood are performing dark magicks.

Someone called my junk “rad” today.

Birthday’s Over

You can go back to being mean to me now.